The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...
by dame_dane June 02, 2025
A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.
Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.
by The Possum of Wisdom December 28, 2024
by DEATHxCOW January 11, 2010
The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 22, 2025
The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 22, 2025
Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.
She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.
by artwolf September 20, 2011
by lanibananai January 28, 2025