tactical tortellini

The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.

I've had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out

by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017

Tactical pass out

While drunk, making the responsible decision to end the night on your own terms; because you know if you don't the rest of your night will only get worse.

Kat- "Hey Tony what happened last night? You missed the after party."
Tony- "Sorry, I had to pull a tactical pass out before shit got real ugly."

by Tonybaloneypony April 11, 2017

Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.

Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus

Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.

by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020

tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.

Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."

by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025

Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"

"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"

by Dooctor September 6, 2021