Salad Shooter

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.

"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Pea shooter

The art of farting in your hand, cupping it like a tube and blowing it in your victims face.

"Here dave can you smell that? .. (what) this... poofff into his nostrils the pea shooter goes.

by Mattckt March 17, 2023

Female Shooter

When a female decides to shoot up a place. It's unusual due to most mass shooters being male.

Only 3.8% of all shooters are ever female, and there's usually only one female shooter every year. (Since 2000)

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who shot up a Christian school on March 27, 2023?
Girl 2: Of course! She makes me sick. those were just children and staff! Heartbreaking. but,

that is strange? I thought most were men. not a Female Shooter.
Girl 1: Shut up, bitchy feminist.

by Boovian March 27, 2023

Only the shooter is responsible

Says Ben Shapiro... UNLESS the shooter is a Jew!

Hym "In which case, it's Hamas' fault. 'Only the shooter is responsible' unless he's on my team. Then it's the other teams fault."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2024

Shooter

Oh! Almost forgot!

Hym "The Trump shooter! I almost forgot! He was bullied every day. They wouldn't say HOW he was bullied but that was the case. Not that knowing that un-kills that volunteer fire-fighter... And neither does individualizing blame..."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.

Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Trump shooter

Someone who gets paid to assassinate an old man, but can't hit shit and in turn gets turned into FED spaghetti

Lefty was hired by the left to shoot an innocent.

Come to find out he was just another TRUMP

SHOOTER. Poor guy couldn't hit a glow stick in a dark room full of Haitian nigger monkeys. What a Trumpshooter trump shooter

by Ohfckthatwasntmeth222 July 19, 2024