by Ronald0809 May 29, 2022
If you know someone with this name, Russell, count yourself lucky. They are totally awesome dudes. They are smart, dedicated, honest, talented, fun, wise, goofy, dorky, nerdy, funny, sexy, caring, romantic, thoughtful, tender AND cute. They make the best husbands!
It means Red haired and fox like. So if you meet a ginger named Russell, well that’s just like, luckier than finding a unicorn pooping a four leaf clover under a horseshoe help up by a leprechaun!
Also, well, they are almost always very well endowed so there’s that.
If you meet a Russell, you should never, and I repeat, never ever let them go. They should be a permanent fixture in your life as a friend, member of your framily or lover. TRUST!
It means Red haired and fox like. So if you meet a ginger named Russell, well that’s just like, luckier than finding a unicorn pooping a four leaf clover under a horseshoe help up by a leprechaun!
Also, well, they are almost always very well endowed so there’s that.
If you meet a Russell, you should never, and I repeat, never ever let them go. They should be a permanent fixture in your life as a friend, member of your framily or lover. TRUST!
by Sexy manwich April 12, 2021
A self deprecating chef from Lancaster, Pa who truly ain’t shit. He kinda cooks good food tho. He’s completely disassociated and has a hard time holding even simplest conversations with the people he used to call his friends.
by RobotDick69691125 November 23, 2021
by xKxbain May 19, 2020
That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs
Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020
Stupid fag retarded bitch synynom of down syndrome needs to wear glasses lips look like he drinks toilet water opposite of most definitions on here annoying doesnt know how to shut up unfunny stupid hated by everyone in the class idc if u dislike this
by lussiantherussianguy January 10, 2024