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Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.
Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.
by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015
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Nuke the Fridge

When your refrigerator is so stinky and filthy it's better to just throw it away rather than clean it.
Daym son, you better just nuke the Fridge. There ain't no way we gonna clean that up.
by Cool New Crocs August 31, 2021
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Danny Nukes

He is the sexiest baseball player you've ever seen. He hits baseballs like a mofo. He gets too many bitches he can't handle the hordes of females following him. Massive cock too.
Damn bro Danny Nukes has such a Big Cock.
by akslaj;flkj May 23, 2022
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Nuked

Relatating to being under the influence of multiple foreign substances at once.

You may be able to recognize someone who is nuked when they… go non-verbal, catch the spins like Mac Miller, begin to float.
Yo did you see Caleb and Jamo at the function last night? They were absolutely NUKED.
by Jmoney_Cbandz January 25, 2024
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Nuke

When you have 25 friendrequests on a social media website and you decline all of them
"Dude i got a nuke on facebook!"
by Fjellanger January 3, 2018
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nuke

oh no we're being nuked
uh oh
well tbh idc a lot cuz i hated you
me too
what
i hate me too
ok
ok
by LemonOfficial March 10, 2021
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anal drug nuke

The victim shoves every item considered to be a "drug" in their house into a condom. They then add a firecracker to the condom, and add a fuse sticking out of it. The condom is then inserted into their anus and the fuse is to be set a blaze. The goal is to absorb the drugs directly into the bloodstream.
Josh: "Dude, why do you look so fucked right now?"

David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."
by galaxydick December 7, 2025
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