Front-End Alignment

When a woman's boobs aren't aligning in her bra properly so she has to adjust them.

"This bra is fitting me weird...FRONT-END ALIGNMENT!!!"

by Strabismus April 14, 2010

Front Row Faggot

Front row faggots are people who always tend to sit at the front.

Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.

Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.

by The Wiz Jizz March 20, 2009

Alaskan Cold Front

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.

"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."

by weirdjake123456789 February 22, 2009

Canadian Front Bumper

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

by MrT balls September 19, 2010

on the front burner

getting immediate attention

If they don't have the task of repairing the car on the front burner, then we will be in a difficult situation.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2011

front dump

When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style and she thinks she has to fart, but when she does, diarrhea comes out and drips down around the guy and to her front.

She mentioned that her stomach was upset, but when I was hitting it from behind, she front dumped all over my dick!

by Lady Lish July 09, 2015

false front

wearable breast enhancements arranged inside a bra, falsies

When she stretched he could see that she was wearing a false front.

by BaileyTwo March 07, 2010