mustache stain

This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina

This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.

by Mustache Stain October 12, 2015

MustacheCore

A word used to describe metal bands where all the members have mustaches.

Phinehas is mustachecore.

by LawnCore MetalScapes December 24, 2015

mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.

Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.

by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018

mustache_deku

Mustache_deku is such an amazing tiktoker. Their extremely kind and hilarious. Even though their obsession with deku is a bit odd sometimes

Wow Mustache_deku is so cool!!
I love mustache_deku account!!

by Rorobertz June 1, 2021

Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.

Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.

by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011