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Louisiana Cobweb

The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.
“Chet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!”
“Dude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!”
by AspergerKing420 October 2, 2021
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Louisiana Log Jam

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.
by AHULL October 16, 2022
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Louisiana Refund

Opposite of louisiana purchase. When a woman loses her big round ass due to dieting.
Dam girl, u just got a louisiana refund? Give this girl a double cheeseburger!
by kbmoney November 4, 2011
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Louisiana Drive-By

When dealing with a water moccasin infestation, one can engage the snakes with a firearm from the back of an ATV at full speed. The speed and firepower of the assault will leave any surviving snakes shell-shocked and unable to mount an effective response.
Me and my cousins found a bunch of water moccasins by the river, and we damn sure couldn't leave 'em there, so we did the ol' Louisiana drive by from the back of a Polaris with 44s and the rest of them took off.

Louisiana Drive-Bys are defined as the most glorious American behavior possible, incorporating multiple skills. Possibly performed while drinking.
by Snake Controller May 24, 2021
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