The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
by RkDubs January 21, 2022
Get the Italian Refundmug. Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.
by viper651 October 17, 2017
Get the American Italianmug. by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017
Get the italian bastardmug. While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.
Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.
Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.
Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
Get the Italian Bistromug. by gmac1993 November 20, 2009
Get the italian isolationistmug. When a guy with gonahrea cums on the right side of a white girls face and immediatly slaps the left side of her face to make it red. The resulting Green White and Red colors resemble the Italian flag. Pretty dirty if you ask me.
by Jeff Willis February 22, 2008
Get the dirty italianmug. Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it
by Herben Shlerben June 29, 2011
Get the Italian Meatbeatmug.