Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022

Cell

The thing that mitochondria is the powerhouse of

"hey guys did you know mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"

by pseudonymamim52 February 23, 2021

cells

interlinked

cells interlinked

by Patric Peterson May 6, 2021

Sleeper cell

When a based and red-pilled gamer has to control their power level, so that the unwashed masses don't start noticing anything.

SUSAN: Hey Mark, what do you think of BLM? They really help amplify the voices within marginalised communities, don't they?

MARK (Sleeper cell): Yes, love em!

by Buck Destroyer June 3, 2021

quantum prismatic evolution of a cell

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell - The quantum particles that are existing in a superposition within a cell that are given instructions to move to move along a predetermined path to a specific point in time to continue the evolution of a cell.

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell is what genterates the force for the atom to split.

by Jefew November 22, 2024

Perfect Cell

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.

"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*

by qqb11ar November 28, 2024

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025