Front-End Alignment

When a woman's boobs aren't aligning in her bra properly so she has to adjust them.

"This bra is fitting me weird...FRONT-END ALIGNMENT!!!"

by Strabismus April 13, 2010

Front Row Faggot

Front row faggots are people who always tend to sit at the front.

Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.

Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.

by The Wiz Jizz March 20, 2009

Alaskan Cold Front

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.

"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."

by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009

Canadian Front Bumper

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

by MrT balls September 19, 2010

glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.

Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.

by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017

Not in front of the puppies, Pete!

A phrase often used by members of the Fall Out Boy fandom. The phrase originated from Buzzfeed Celeb's Youtube video titled "Fall Out Boy Plays With Puppies (While Answering Fan Questions)" at the time of 3:35-3:37 released on May 24, 2017.

This Youtube video consists of Fall Out Boy's bassist/songwriter, Pete Wentz and lead singer, Patrick Stump pulling questions out of a bowl and answering them, all whilst playing with puppies.

(Question: What songs will be on your tour set list?)
Pete: I'm gonna be gravely honest. . .
Patrick: Not in front of the puppies, Pete!

by brendonsuke May 24, 2018

cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.

Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.

by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009