pet my duck

to give some guy a hand job.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...

by neoncrayon April 18, 2008

Among Us Pets

Among Us Pets Are Some Item On A Game Called Among Us And The Pets Are For Real Money To Pay With

I Really Want Among Us Pets\/I Have So Many Among Us Pets\/I Have Some Amoung Us Pets\/I Have One Among Us Pet

by sofiaaaa <33 October 31, 2020

Astor's Pet Horse

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.

"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Petting the White Rhino

a slang term used for doing cocaine through the rectum.

"Dave Breedlove likes Petting the White Rhino while on holiday in Caracas."

by Cris Cotner May 28, 2008

pet simulator x

the most pay to win game on roblox!!!

Jimmy: mum can i buy magic eggs on pet simulator x?
mum: how much is it?
Jimmy: 1.799 robux
Mum: how much money is that then!
Jimmy: $3.5e+32
Mum demon: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NUMBER!!!!!!!!

by May 01, 2022

Invisible Pet Llama

The Invisible Pet Llama is a creature native to San Mateo, CA. The Invisible Pet Llama has been known to migrate to Arizona for long periods of time before returning to its natural habitat. The Invisible Pet Llama can be identified by its frolicking in meadows and persisitant dancing. The diet of Invisible Pet Llama's consists largely of Monster energy drink and magic.

The Invisible Pet Llama frolicked in Edwonya Meadow

by Max Asencio September 19, 2007

pet named steve

just f you dude.

WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THIS?

I think i ate a my pet named steve

by ChrisLykBanger June 13, 2017