Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.

Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af

by Yeplol October 19, 2025

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Glitterally

adj. when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Glitterally - adj., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must putt off dinner for one hour.

by PortugalPants November 18, 2025

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Glitterally

When a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Glitterally- adv., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must put off dinner for one hour.

by PortugalPants November 18, 2025

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