A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.
Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
by Five Hargreeves simp August 11, 2021
Get the Five Hargreeves mug.Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character
Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show
Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
Get the Five hargreeves mug.The pimp raised his hand to the hooker and proceeded to back-five her across her face till she was able to pay him the allotted amount of cash.
The back of the pimps hand was sore from giving out so many back-fives.
The back of the pimps hand was sore from giving out so many back-fives.
by Bitch Fantastic May 9, 2014
Get the Back-five mug.I got back from the dispensery last night with some bud for my friends and received 420 Fives (High Fives) all around.
by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017
Get the 420 Five mug.Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
Get the Five hargreeves mug.The same as a high five, just horizontal and instead of slapping each others hands one person holds their hand horizontally and the other hits it.
by 3oclockand44minutesand20secondsafternoon August 28, 2007
Get the low five mug.(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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