Cambrian Explosion

A Cambrian Explosion is when you use the bathroom and the chocolate syrup comes out so hard and fast it hits the bottom and climbs up the bowl

The tacos were so good that later in the night Ryan had a Cambrian Explosion

by GalvanizedToaster December 4, 2023

explosion of proud

Reference to "the proud." When something really extraordinarily awesome happens (usually used to describe some great play, move, or pass in sporting events.)

can also be phrased as "proud explosion"

Holy crap! that was an explosion of proud.

When Kevin Harvick won the Daytona 500, it was a proud explosion!

by kingkill33 January 6, 2011

Explosive Pregnancy

For when you eat so much Taco bell your stomach feels pregnant, then you die later on toilet giving birth to many taco bell infants.

"ayo I think i ate to much, im feeling pregnant"
*gurgle gurlge*
"oh no! im feeling explosive Pregnancy happening!"

by DJColeManChild May 4, 2025

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

explosive shit

either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less

GUY 1: bro that was some explosive shit.
GUY 2: I'm not sure if that's a good thing

by nae nae nigga February 9, 2022

Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

by Onepump man August 18, 2020

semen explosion

When a dude bust an unholy nut in the girls bootydoo

How you doing shawwty im bust a load in u (semen explosion

by Drizzy Drake 445123 October 1, 2022