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Seafood Delight

When you eat out a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs.
Guy 1: My girl got crabs, I’m gonna be eating a seafood delight tonight!

Guy 2 Disgusting
by Karminium November 25, 2024
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Klondyke Delight

2 women hold Popsicles in their mouths by the wooden handles, while in the 69 position and use them like dildos.
To ease the hot summer nights, my friends and I would do the Klondyke delight to sleep better.
by 911Mongo June 9, 2019
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Double Sided Delight

Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.

It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.
Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
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Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream
Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.
by BigBawwls March 6, 2011
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sicilian delight

A one-handed handjob, u)sually reserved for an anniversary or other special event), culminating in a mouthful of tomato sauce followed by oral copulation.
She hit me with the ol 'Sicilian Delight' lastnight. It was amazing, but I dont know where she learned it...
by DutchOvenJim July 12, 2019
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Cremator's Delight

noun

Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.

Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.

To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.
Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."

Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"
by King of Cum Junction July 4, 2025
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ridgerunners delight

Where the chick you just blew it up in sneaks up on you and rubs her coochie on your back, thus rubbing your own sperm on you.
When I wasn't looking, she got me with a Ridgerunners Delight.
by The Sarcastic One June 9, 2014
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