Dave

The name of the god of all hockey coaches, a coach who knows the game best but also knows how to coach players in a way they respond and respect. No one compares.

"Did that Dave guy ever coach you?"

"Yeah, basically the god of all hockey coaches"

by SauceMaster99 April 16, 2014

The Dave Rule

A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup

Man I hooked up with Mel last night!

Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!

by yogi_b September 25, 2010

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.

Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)

by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011

Dave Yoder Dumptruck

An awesome wrestling move. It involves going for a double leg takedown, but instead of putting your head at their beltline you put it under them and then lift up. With them on your shoulders and holding their legs, then you let the legs go forcing them to fall to the ground, similar to a dump trucks bucket.

Mike was acting tough and wanted to wrestle me so i gave him a nice Dave Yoder Dumptruck .

by Walstrom June 19, 2007

Dave Sprackman

Coded reference to methamphetamine. Hidden derivative of the word spracked. A name to use in sensitive areas when looking for meth.

Did Dave Sprackman ever make it to the party? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

by WillyV November 16, 2007

Dave Hit

When somebody takes a bong hit that is really quick and still gets a ton of smoke. Usually performed by ripping the bong extremely hard but only for a second and a half.

Joe just took a dave hit off that Sour Diesel with that sweet bong.

by Davey from the Navy March 8, 2010

daveking

A person of high authority who is so good at what they do, but gives you a limited amount of freedom. In the end all you can do is applaud and accept your fair and unfortunate circumstances.

I was going to live right next to JP and we were going to party like its 1999. But I signed up late so daveking came along and placed me in the lame dorm. Why does daveking have to be so good at his job?!

by dahhh10 December 7, 2010