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*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.
person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*
by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019
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Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind”

Sounds like a pain in the ass!”
by PaintingofBombs July 27, 2024
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Royal Palace Close

A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.
"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"
by A. Nani Mouse February 19, 2009
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Closed up

John have you closed up that blount yet?
by Lighter21 August 1, 2007
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Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012
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close the loop

Finish what you started.
I haven't been able to close the loop with the customer about his letter of complaint.
by IMOteacher October 25, 2017
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close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)
I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done
by Flairy May 9, 2018
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