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brandon’s dick

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

the brandon 

when wearing a button up shirt for work, but the top 3 buttons are left undone so the t-shirt underneath is easily visible.
did you see Lanzo rocking "the brandon"?

Yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. What a turd. Looks like he's got bacon neck too.
the brandon by T-Cross October 12, 2011
a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.
whata Brandon.

OMBrandon
Brandon by slawisgood December 6, 2010

Let's Go Brandon

Euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden" -- you know, the wholly-owned subsidiary of China who showers with his own teen daughter. Only man in history more corrupt than Black Hitler.
"So John, how do you feel about men how pinch and twist the nipples of nine year old girls on You Tube?"
"Let's Go Brandon."
Let's Go Brandon by Louis XXV December 31, 2021
The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.
I hate Brandon
Brandon by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011

brandon blas 

he is a very sexy man, when you look at his eyes you will see that he is the right person to be with. he will makes you feel special when you are with him. He only stays with one girl.
brandon blas by jennifer S. November 6, 2012