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Tom Brady Syndrome

When an superstar athlete refuses to retire and let the new generation have their time
by Gdgiles March 18, 2022
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Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse
Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
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by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022
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The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010
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Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016
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Pulling a Tom Brady

When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! 😁
My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!
by Minichyna March 3, 2017
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mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration
I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
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Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.
Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
by Topboonter March 29, 2020
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