theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality

I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!

by ct18397 November 15, 2022

Baller Dunker

To Try to make a hoop while, a female try’s to get your balls in her mouth while you’re trying to dunk. After you hoop and fall the female, will try to get your balls in her mouth and suck them. - Eli Ramos

Hey Jack, did you hear Jake gave Stephanie a “Baller Dunker”.

by Polosofsj October 02, 2023

w2 baller

A person who flaunts money during the months of February through April and mooches off of others for the rest of the year.

Person 1: Yo you heard James copped that new whip?

Person 2: The 2007 Benz with 150k....? He's a W2 baller. Just last week he asked to hold a couple dollars for a chopped cheese. Smh.

by 23T_Duratec_XR January 11, 2017

Barracks Baller

A Soldier in the Army that has a car equal to or greater than x3 his or her salary and resides in the Barracks(on base housing).

Private Gonzalez: Hey, wanna go to McDonald’s for lunch?

Private Snuffy: Nah man, I’m broke until the 15th.

Private Gonzalez: Dude, you need to sell that Nissan GTR. You’re becoming a Barracks Baller.

by MO5KI October 18, 2018

baller massage

Unique term for intercourse/sex

Michigan Rapper 1: "Took tha lil hoe to the cut, the garage, then I bent tha bitch over an gave her a baller massage"

Michigan Rapper 2: *actively making bank 📃

by TheHardtest June 08, 2022

Bussy Baller

sick-ass name for a sick-ass person, or a name for someone who makes a large amount of money.

"how you doin bussy baller?" "yo bussy baller you there?"

by bussyqueen55 September 14, 2022

big baller bet

it’s like a normal bet but bigger

and specifically for big ballers ONLY

susan: “you trynna get some ice cream”
tom: “big baller bet”
dave: “so he was like imma beat yo ass and I said do it pussy”

shariqua: “damn dave that’s a big baller bet”

by fb&gm September 14, 2018