by Black ZQ December 23, 2010

Last night I got real drunk and Loraine did the unicorn eater on me. It was pretty cool in a fucked up kind of way.
by The Big Boy June 27, 2006

unicorn language is a language consisting of random animal noises mixed together that you can think of.
"i want some ehhasdrf" says person #1
"you want some WHAT?" says person #2
"oh i said i want some water. i forgot you don't speak unicorn language" says person #1
"you want some WHAT?" says person #2
"oh i said i want some water. i forgot you don't speak unicorn language" says person #1
by julie williams July 10, 2007

Sex that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; sex that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; sex that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.
My date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn sex!
or
Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?
or
Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?
by M. Svairini March 31, 2010

by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011

A girl that you chase after but never can get or is always gone when you think about getting with her.
by Dooby909 July 24, 2019

Two siblings who were born within the same year, but not together. Basically when the mother jumped back on the train the first chance she got.
by mariaknows_best May 25, 2013
