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Tampa hello 

(n.) The offer of $50 for a blowjob
It had been one of those nights, and a long one at that. The beat cops working Tampa's seediest street corner were out of whiskey and out of fucks for the latest loudmouth. "Hel-lo!" Darryl bellowed as they slapped on the cuffs. "That was a 'Tampa hello.' It's how we say hello in Tampa!"
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Tampinco Toke 

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
Tampinco Toke by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012

food-tramps 

Prostitutes who willingly accept food-stamps as a form of monetary return for their services.
Due to the absence of successful beings among the Vandergrift, Apollo, Leechburg, and other such areas, prostitutes are now willing to accept food-stamps as payment. After having received their payment, these "food-tramps" then proceed to buy large quantities of food or further barter the EBT for drugs.

Peter's Road Trampoline 

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

Tampon Voice 

The voice you use while quietly asking an embarrassing question that you don't want anyone else to hear. You would use this voice if you were asking somebody for a tampon.
Shauna asked Heidi for a tampon using her Tampon Voice so Craig wouldn't hear hear.
Tampon Voice by Lord Bromosome October 2, 2016

Vodka Tampons 

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.
"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"