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Grocery store

1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
mugGet the Grocery storemug.

Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store
I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.
by anonymous August 13, 2024
mugGet the Mexican Store Ownermug.

Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
by forever creepin' April 8, 2021
mugGet the Candy Storingmug.

Challenged store

When you work in the grocery industry and your boss says you are working in a challenged store he really means it’s a shit hole.
The store you are going to work at is a “Challenged Store”
by GroceryGuy302 August 20, 2019
mugGet the Challenged storemug.

Store

a retail establishment selling items to the public.
"a health-food store"
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
mugGet the Storemug.
Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
mugGet the Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E Emug.

Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".
The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.
by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025
mugGet the Dollar Store Goonermug.

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