squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

puppetized

Its like being hipnotized but like puppets.

Jose is being puppetized to do whatever Adam wants.

by goken114 September 28, 2009

Finger Puppet Mafia

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.

"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"

by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

Puppet Job

A hand job with a sock on your hand.

That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.

by Harambe Jr. August 29, 2016

Tiger Puppet

A inspiration of shark puppet who screams, curses, & appears to like water. It can sometimes talk in a British accent, over 10,000 people seen it. To be honest, they are starting to be better than Shark Puppet.

A Fan of Tiger Puppet: OH BOY I AM GONNA WATCH TIGER PUPPET! Tiger Puppet: YEAH! IM TIGER PUPPET AND I LIKE WATER! “WOTAH”

by Randomurbanidiot December 26, 2021

Fuck puppet

Anyone who allows others to walk a lover them,disrespect them, and has such low confidence they are aware of this and repeatedly make the same mistake.

I used to be your fuck puppet, now it seems your mine.

by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015