lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

Pig Ear

A Well defined Vagina

That's one mighty fine looking pig ear you have there

by The Dermotologist October 19, 2013

pig split

Running away from a party or area when the police arive.

The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.

by mountainbiker30 September 29, 2008

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese

person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human

by viniggar February 2, 2019

Pig of the spots

The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick

"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"

by piggypigpogs May 11, 2009