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missing children

people go missing but got tired of the evil people they live with and join the military and start a new life
i saved all the missing children in the world and now they trying to take credit for it and lock me up in prison forever so when they speak about it, i can't say i did it and they took all my rewards. and lock up an innocent person in prison forever.
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Children Chaser

A Man or Woman who likes pursuing relationships with Men or Women 20 to 30 years younger than themselves
When He or She is 50 or Older and dates Men or Women that are between 35 and 25 yrs old, That's a Children Chaser
by Airsoftcleaner October 20, 2020
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Phoenix babies/children

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.
Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis. Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @ our_journey_to_yall on Instagram where we honor not only our Phoenix baby, but other Phoenix babies/children as we are made aware.
by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 14, 2024
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Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.
by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024
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Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy
by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022
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yeast children

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread
Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children
by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021
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tiny children

Ethereal or Imaginary children that exist in one's own being that you talk to on a daily basis.
Hi Daddio! The tiny children said.

Hey sweeties. The Daddio replied.
by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025
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