by I_Like_Mustache January 26, 2018

Usually a muscular guy who beat everyone in fortnite, he loves eating double chocolate cookies in school lunch
by Easter micker January 3, 2022

A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.
by random definitions December 4, 2019

A human who won't stop asking what a Glacier is. This person may also like the nickname Alastor. They can be very annoying, and sometimes even look to murder.
person 1: Wow, they really won't stop asking what a glacier is.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.
by ThatOneWeebSimp April 30, 2024

Touching a girl without consent; groping, touching, getting into people's face who are half his size, etc
Dude, did you see John yesterday? He totally pulled a Gabe Alvarez
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend
by Biggie niggie cheese May 7, 2019

Bunker ting-tings love to play with fire, they will obsessively poke around in a campfire while wearing the face of someone who may or may not have psychopathic tendencies. They are very reclusive and may disappear without reason or explanation. They can be friendly and fun to be around at times, but then suddenly become sullen and silent, and may try to listen to music in the middle of a social gathering. His friends may or may not send obnoxious texts just to interrupt his musical repose.
by Not the girl you take home to September 24, 2021

by Jolly Muncher June 1, 2024
