suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.

Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!

by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012

Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

Angel Pineda Falcon is so hot because of his Curly Hair and all of the Girls love him

by sussy123 March 16, 2022