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Wal-Mart Hurricane

When a person is a fan and supporter of the University of Miami Football team but has no affiliation to the University.
Mike is always going to UM games but he graduated from FIU. He is such a Wal-Mart Hurricane.
by LordBlackwood April 22, 2018
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gas mart

Gas mart is the holy gas station.
by Bologna Buster July 27, 2020
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Dark Mart

The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...
by Matthewmcconaughey March 7, 2020
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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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