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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
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sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.
person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”
by lukatbhs May 31, 2023
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scissor bone sneeze

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!
by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019
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Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.
Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze
by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025
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sneeze

To kill someone (in-game) in a very quick matter of time.

Hanzo in 'Heroes of the Storm' is a very squishy and slow character. So you could kill him within literally a second.
"Dude, you just sneezed him."
"Yeah, coz Butcher can deal the highest DPS in this game."
by ACKOON June 21, 2021
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Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad
“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
by HQ DLM February 17, 2024
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Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022
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