Ryan

An egomaniacal, cocky bastard who is a complete waste. He uses his so-called "good looks" and self-assured charm to trick the most amazing girls in both body and mind into falling for him and not the guys who actually deserve them. Some say he's a genius, some know he's a snake in the grass ready to strike. Always ready with a witty/smart-ass comment to any possible situation thrust his way, which gets very annoying. Also known for taking girls who were already spoken for or were in happy relationships with guys who deserved them. He's a can of prick wrapped in sexy.

Girl: Oh my God, look at him.. He's so hot.
Guy: No, you want to steer clear of him. He's a real Ryan.

Guy 1: Hey, so I just got this watch that tells me what the weather will be like.
Guy 2: Really? How's it work?
Guy 1: You put it on your wrist. -walks away-
Guy 2: What a Ryan.

by suckitspang February 25, 2010

Ryan

A doucher who does not know what time management is.

Also fails at meeting time requirements.

Dude, you're such a fukin Ryan.

by tehorsmness July 8, 2009

Ryan

a fagget who is a bitch and cant get with a girl

Lady-That kid is such a ryan.

by earl the pearl1234q2456342234r324324 May 16, 2008

Ryan

A very ugly teenage boy that looks like a girl. A Ryan is someone who you are embarrassed to be seen with or associated with. Being called a Ryan is a huge insult.

"Oh my god that kid is so disgusting looking."
"Yuck he's such a Ryan."

"Hey who's that girl with your sister over there?"
"That's her boyfriend...He's a Ryan."
"......Oh"

by Shocks February 25, 2010

Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

Ryan

Complete faggot, brags about having porn hub premium,horny as heck, pervert and pedophile, greasy long black hair, and bad acne, annoying as fuck, has every fetish to ever exist and more, eats gallons of mayonnaise at a time, lives in his moms’ basement, rapes any animal he comes across, masturbates at school, and has horrible body odor.

Ex: Shelby: “Ew, look at that creep over there, he’s so going to be a rapist when he grows up.”
Carrie: “ Yuck! You’re right he’s such a Ryan.”

by Dยήge𝔬͢͢͢ήMąຮter June 19, 2019

Ryan

The true definition of Ryan is "little king." However, it would be more accurate to state that his name in fact means "little princess." He is the person who sings old music to you in the car, and making you feel like you are the only person in the world. He holds you when you feel down. He loves you when you do not even love yourself. His humor without a doubt is the wittiest and most clever thoughts you could never think of yourself. He is the one that will hold onto any inside joke like it's a secret language only meant for the two of you. He is the one that will keep you grounded and aware, yet will let you be your most self. He is the one that will drive 10 hours just to see you smile on Christmas morning. He is the one that will always eat cheese and wine with you. Now Ryan can hold a lot of emotions back, but has so many things to share. I cannot wait to know more about him. He is the type of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Mallory: Wow you know what Ryan's flaws are? He is TOO good looking.

Stranger: I heard that about him too! Man he is great!
Mallory: Agreed! Everyone needs to know Ryan!

by GrahamliketheCracker February 9, 2018