Ryan

A doucher who does not know what time management is.

Also fails at meeting time requirements.

Dude, you're such a fukin Ryan.

by tehorsmness July 8, 2009

Ryan

a fagget who is a bitch and cant get with a girl

Lady-That kid is such a ryan.

by earl the pearl1234q2456342234r324324 May 16, 2008

Ryan

A very ugly teenage boy that looks like a girl. A Ryan is someone who you are embarrassed to be seen with or associated with. Being called a Ryan is a huge insult.

"Oh my god that kid is so disgusting looking."
"Yuck he's such a Ryan."

"Hey who's that girl with your sister over there?"
"That's her boyfriend...He's a Ryan."
"......Oh"

by Shocks February 25, 2010

Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

Ryan

A kid who spends all of his time playing ROBLOX and eating cheeseburgers in front of McDonalds. He sits on his 'gaming chair' with fucking crumbs on his shirt thinking he's the toughest shit

Pfft that kid is just like Ryan
Heh I know right?

by Pablina November 18, 2016

Ryan

Someone who doesn’t really care about their friends, states they’re their “brother” but really make hostile jokes leading to hurt others in a negative aspect

He lied to me saying he cared and is my brother but makes me feel bad about many things, he’s acting like a Ryan

by Realitycheck2019 June 24, 2019

Ryan

The absolute worst math teacher

You know Ryan?
Yeah he fucking sucks.

by AngryMathKid November 6, 2019