lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

Quill Pig

Another name for porcupine.

The quill pig ate my brake lines and left quills in my dog.

by Themountaingirl February 23, 2009

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese

person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human

by viniggar February 2, 2019

Pig of the spots

The spottiest of the spots, who likes to pick

"I'm on my period and I'm pig of the spots"

by piggypigpogs May 11, 2009

Tree pig

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police

Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.

by Mford December 9, 2020

plastic pig

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer). They have no power of arrest so they are often called plastic police, add that to pigs for police you get plastic pigs. It's very derogatory as it implies they are useless.

You can't arrest me you plastic pig!

by sci_fi_rocks August 15, 2016