Nuke

A girl with beautiful a beautiful butt. Can also be called nuclear bomb.

Guy 1: "Dude i spotted a nuke over there."
Guy 2: "Where? Lemme see."

by Jaypeedee February 26, 2019

nuke

a word for throwing something in the microwave. people who use nuke in this way are not funny at all

A: this pizza is too cold, how long did you put it in for?
B: if you want i can nuke it again.
A: what the fuck is wrong with you

by fellownapper January 26, 2021

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

nuke

something that is fun to mess around with in sandbox video games

"I just dropped a nuke a city in my video game, it was so much fun"

by Paul Greene August 3, 2022

bring the nuke

Resort to extreme measures. A metaphor for putting aside conventional weapons and using nuclear ones.

"They aren't taking the hint? OK, time to bring the nuke and tell them to cut it out or we'll drag them off the premises."

by Al Benedict January 15, 2022

Nuke nuke

Vagina or penis

Go wash your nuke nuke it stink mon

by Dedria flex February 4, 2021

Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.

Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022