tony's girlfriend

Something that fag will never ever have.

"Hey, have you seen Tony's girlfriend"
"Yes Brad, I've seen his hand before"

by Biggestguy4u August 5, 2016

Tylar’s Girlfriend

Dummy thicc

-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”

by Ras Barry April 14, 2019

Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.

Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.

by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015

Girlfriend Powder

Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.

Function: noun

Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.

Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.

by Growlvin September 29, 2012

Rental Girlfriend

A Prostitute that does not serve sexual services.

Ken is renting a rental girlfriend because he is a sadsack.

by Joseph Schmidt December 17, 2020

lunchtime girlfriend

The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.

Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.

by frigiddd September 30, 2016

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013