Melissa

A woman who has a penis. Usually from aimwell la.

Melissa is a man

by Charles darpeen July 4, 2024

melissa

First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.

Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.

It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.

Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.

"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.

Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".

Q: Did you see that melissa on the other side of the mountain?

A: Yes, did you smell it?

by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024

Melissa Nguyen

Melissa is the smartest, brightest, best mathematician known on planet earth. The way she solves equation with the speed of light is something nobody can understand.

Damn Melissa Nguyen is bad as fuck why can’t I be the one to marry her

by Taykisha April 9, 2024

Melisha

Sweet as honey but don't make her mad unless you want to get stung. Also she should be Tylers girlfriend if she sees this.b

Tyler asked melisha out on a date because she's sweet like honey even when she is not trying. Tyler thinks she's cute and wants to date her.

by T.C.H. April 13, 2024

Melisha

Greek. Melisha is sweet like honey. Don't make her mad unless you can handle being stung.n

Tyler is asking Melisha to be his girlfriend. He isn't sure where the line is between being sweet and creepy but he really likes her and is not good at making the first move but he's going to soon.

by T.C.H. April 13, 2024

Melisha

Greek. Melisha is sweet like honey. Don't make her mad unless you can handle being stung.n

Tyler is asking Melisha to be his girlfriend. He isn't sure where the line is between being sweet and creepy but he really likes her and is not good at making the first move but he's going to soon.

by T.C.H. April 13, 2024

Melisha

Greek. Melisha is sweet like honey. Don't make her mad unless you can handle being stung.n

Tyler is asking Melisha to be his girlfriend. He isn't sure where the line is between being sweet and creepy but he really likes her and is not good at making the first move but he's going to soon.

by T.C.H. April 13, 2024