Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

by Juried March 4, 2021

Keyboard

The thing that your mom smashes your head in.

My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd

by Beanboi903 March 12, 2021

Keyboard-Commie

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.

Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!

by DeserTynker January 15, 2021

Keyboard warrior

Bostin Loyd

BOSTIN LOYD IS A KEYBOARD WARRIOR

by Handle 2 April 9, 2021

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

Keyboard Boomer

A person with boomer tendencies when interacting with others on the internet. A Keyboard boomer will often take the bait of trolls as a serious disagreement, leading them to spend time and resources defending their position to educate the troll on the other side of the conversation.

This keyboard boomer just sent me a wall of dictionary definitions about the word toxin.

by willose June 9, 2021

keyboardnoises

a super epic cool and funny tiktok account she is really funny and not at all mean she has nrver ever made me cry. haha. she has amazing taste in anime too you shouldcheck her out on tiktok

“hey do you know keyboardnoises on tiktok?
“YESS THEY ARE MY FAVORITE TIKTOKER”
“SAME SHES SO FUNNY”

by slvt4h0tm0ms August 22, 2021