A Julian is probably a freakishly gay guy who loves to make jokes about stealing your girlfriend. When I think of a Julian I think of a super horny guy with long brown hair down to his shoulders. If you’re a Julian, don’t take this personally. You’ll probably find out your gay later in life.
by YOUKNOWIMRIGHT_123 July 3, 2023

1. Freakishly athletic and tall kid, that has many old and new friends. He’s got a very magnetic personality, and is easy to fall for. Just be careful because he doesn’t fall so easily and if you’re too much or too little for him, he will give you heartbreak. Musically talented, plays brass and a string. Skinny in the right way, and has huge and long arms; looks like Giannis Antetekounmpo in some ways. Ladies man and also highly intelligent. Polite and will do what ever it takes to keep himself and the people around him happy.
2. Arrogant little snob, that is greedy and helpless. Fat and doesn’t deserve to be on the planet. These types of Julians’ think they are number one but are not, they are as annoying as can be.
3. Humble little child that wound up in this site, he knows he’s not number one or two, so he has to fall in the number three category. Keeps to himself, not very athletic, short, kinda dim, and plays games 24/7. Good at all games but gets grounded a lot for breaking stuff on accident. How was he supposed to know throwing his controller across the room would break the vase? Eh he’s really nice though and would never try to win you over or try to keep you. He’s loose and likes is girlfriend to be loose and will not consider love until she presents it to him as an option. Eats really loudly and will eat anything. Hates music, loves animation and loves to animate too.
2. Arrogant little snob, that is greedy and helpless. Fat and doesn’t deserve to be on the planet. These types of Julians’ think they are number one but are not, they are as annoying as can be.
3. Humble little child that wound up in this site, he knows he’s not number one or two, so he has to fall in the number three category. Keeps to himself, not very athletic, short, kinda dim, and plays games 24/7. Good at all games but gets grounded a lot for breaking stuff on accident. How was he supposed to know throwing his controller across the room would break the vase? Eh he’s really nice though and would never try to win you over or try to keep you. He’s loose and likes is girlfriend to be loose and will not consider love until she presents it to him as an option. Eats really loudly and will eat anything. Hates music, loves animation and loves to animate too.
1. Julian hit the game winning shot, and won the national championship! What a hunk.
2. Julian just said I look fat, what a pig, he’s so arrogant coming from a rich family.
3. Dang it! Julian just beat me for the 15nth time in a row in fortnite! He’s so good.
2. Julian just said I look fat, what a pig, he’s so arrogant coming from a rich family.
3. Dang it! Julian just beat me for the 15nth time in a row in fortnite! He’s so good.
by Mr.Dragon July 31, 2019

by poooopppy July 26, 2021

Idiot who tries to rape someone, Accidentally got his head covered in batter,And falls into a deep fryer.
Person 1:hey did you saw what Julian did
Person 2:No i didnt
Person 1:He deep fried himself
Julian:I put my balls in a deep fryer
Person 2:No i didnt
Person 1:He deep fried himself
Julian:I put my balls in a deep fryer
by lalechugahacessshh December 1, 2023

Very sexy. Dick bigger than barisch dads. Loves to fuck sister from asozial mans. Very good at sozialwissenschaft.
Julian is very sexy
by Uwe1234 November 22, 2021

A young insecure male gender specimen who runs from his responsibilities and seeks a female to support his unrealistic dream of being the next rapper to produce more garbage soulless chaotic noise.
by Real O G Truth Teller April 5, 2016

person 1: make sure you wear fancy clothes to my sisters sweet 16
julian: *proceeds to show up in a deadpool t and pink flip flops .
julian: *proceeds to show up in a deadpool t and pink flip flops .
by TheRealHentaiGod August 6, 2021
