jonathan byers

an amazing man who solos a universe

jonathan byers is amazing

by iamjonathanbyers March 13, 2023

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.

I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.

by jem1847 April 18, 2016

jonathan ziegler

A Gift From God

Jonathan Ziegler is a gift from God.

by -JZ December 20, 2016

Jonathan Martínez

He is a lovely man. He will do anything to make your day better. He also has a HUGE dick

“Jonathan Martínez is such a nice guy”
“Yea”
“I heard he has a huge dick”

by uShineWeShine September 15, 2019

Jonathan Tyra

This is a man you has his life figured out. He is a loyal friend and loves the thrill of an adventure. You can count on him for anything. He is amazing beyond words. If you find a Jonathan Tyra, hold on and never let go.

I love you, Jonathan Tyra, forever and always.

by Cau325 April 13, 2017

valeria+jonathan

An amazing couple they act very silly and love to dance they are amazing they will always have each others back and if someone hurt one of them the other try’s the best to cheer them up

OMG THE BEST COUPLE EVER IS VALERIA+JONATHAN IM SO JELLY

by Love god March 10, 2018