Jet-Puffed Mo'

If you don't know what a JPM is, then you're probably one.

Man.. I can't stand those filthy Jet-Puffed Mo'.

by Mar_Wood December 23, 2021

Jet lag fag

A jet-lagged person who goes to sleep with Skype on and does not respond to anyone who talks to him/her online. His/her friends would usually get annoyed by this person and call him/her a Jet lag fag.

on Skype:
2:00 PM Gil: heyy whats up Alan!
2:06 PM Gil: how was your break.
3:57 PM Gil: Jet lag fag.
4:08 AM Alan: Huh?

by dadcamehomewithstd February 06, 2011

Jet Stream

Doing a girl in the vagina and then turn her aound and cum down her ass crack calling it the jet stream

I am going to Jet Stream down her ass

by someone616616616 November 18, 2006

paintball on jet-skis

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010

gas up the jet

Pay a visit to someone in order to get them to do something urgent.

‘Gas Up The Jet!’ and GO tell the American people who’s standing in the way of your ENTIRE agenda”
- U.S. Senator Nina Turner tweeting to President Joe Biden

by slangfan January 14, 2022

Jet Setter Lag

This is a cooler way to describe someone that leads a jet setter type lifestyle having a hangover without inferring they are a lush

Rich was having a rough day after coming down with "Jet Setter Lag"

by Richie L February 03, 2014

Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 15, 2022