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italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian
Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!
by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017
mugGet the italian bastardmug.

American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.
"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."
by viper651 October 17, 2017
mugGet the American Italianmug.

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad
I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad
by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016
mugGet the Italian Dressingmug.

Italian Bistro

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
mugGet the Italian Bistromug.

italian isolationist

a nickname for kobe bryant by that guy on sportsnation
by gmac1993 November 20, 2009
mugGet the italian isolationistmug.

dirty italian

When a guy with gonahrea cums on the right side of a white girls face and immediatly slaps the left side of her face to make it red. The resulting Green White and Red colors resemble the Italian flag. Pretty dirty if you ask me.
Wow, Rocky loves the dirty Italian, doesn't she!?
by Jeff Willis February 22, 2008
mugGet the dirty italianmug.

The Italian Isonaltionalist

Someone who is born and raised in Italy and comes to USA to DOMNIATE THE NBA To win Multi Championships, Given to the likes of Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant, who has Multi titles unlike the Lebron "Akron Hammer" Loser James who has 0 and has been Dominated by The Italian Isolationist.

Way to go Colin but I hate the USC Love Fest, Real CFB is in THE SEC

Roll Tide Roll
The Italian Isonaltionalist

The Way Kobe Bryant Isolates himself from the opponent to do a jump back fade away and hit a 3 right in their face, or drive right up the middle to put it in someones face. Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant!
by JdPat04, from VleSports. RTR!! November 17, 2009
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