by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022
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The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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by ElleTheHoe March 12, 2021
Get the heather mug.A heather is a bitchy, self obsessed whore who’s friends will do anything in the world for. People call nice girls heathers because it’s a TikTok trend.
by Docitjejfj August 21, 2020
Get the Heather mug.A woman who doesn't like confrontation but if you piss her off IT'S ON! She will put you in your place if you hurt anyone she loves. She loves unicorns, rainbows, and anything colorful. She will bring a smile to your face whenever you're around her and make you laugh.
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 11, 2023
Get the Heather mug.Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
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‘She is such a heather!’
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