Nico Harrison

The name of the Dallas Mavericks GM who traded away Luka Doncic to the Lakers, the best player in Mavs history and arguably the best player in the NBA. He's known for breaking the hearts of Mavs fans, trading a future MVPs for 7ft tall slabs of glass, making stupid decisions because of his hard on for Nike, and for botching a Stephen Curry shoe deal.

Alex: GUYS...we just traded Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis...
Mike: You're joking...FUCK Nico Harrison. That dumb fuck just broke my heart and fucked up the whole city of Dallas. He can rot in hell.

by downwithnico February 3, 2025

Harrisons Foot

This a position of sexual foot intercourse where a partner sticks 3 of his/her toes into the other partners asshole. Simultaneously the other partner takes a can of bushes baked beans and pours it on the others back.

"Yo, I gave my girl the 'Harrisons Foot' last night"

by bruhmoment55566 August 15, 2020

Harrison

The blue rose

Harrison is also known as the blue rose for some fucking reason

by The blue rose’s press person November 28, 2021

Harrison

The greatest/gayest guy you’ll ever meet, one of a kind. Best hugs come from him, although he might seem cold he’s just a marshmallow.

You’re dating Harrison? I wish I was, he’s an amazing dude.

by miles eats bones November 26, 2022

Harrison

Harrison has a very big butt. You can always count on it to recoil and jiggle.

“Harrison please recommend me to your plastic surgeon”
Person 1:
“Omg did you see harrison’s gyatt”

Person 2:
“Yeah especially in those sweatpants sheesh”

by dalesagersfav69 February 4, 2024

Harrison

This is a guy who has a very nice life. He always strives to achieve his goals and let’s nothing get in his way. He absolutely hates having fun, especially when it comes to video games. He thinks they are a waste of time.

Hey look, Harrison is studying again.

by Mteike33 September 2, 2018

Harrison

A guy who is COOL and has 3 WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS who are REAL. He also has a gajillion dollars.

Guy 1: did you hear? They found Owen's body behind a dumpster! All his bones were broken.
Guy 2: must have been Harrison...

by Jory3wsgf January 25, 2022