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GrundleButter Keelhaul

A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.
"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."
by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025
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GrundleButter Keelhaul

A punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board and then held up by several men and swiped back and forth under an unwashed obese man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, marinating in the unholy 'butter' found therein.
"Jon said he doesn't like Star Wars, so he has been sentenced to a GrundleButter Keelhaul"
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025
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chafed grundle

Grundle refers to the balls chode and dick as a whole ... When abraded or abused it becomes a chafed grundle !
These pants are chafeing my grundle big time

Chafed grundle
by DoggWood January 26, 2016
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Godzilla Grundle

The Godzilla grundle is usually a place on a Godzilla SH Monsterarts figure between the thighs, typically used by JobbytheHong.
Jobby: *spreads godzillas legs* beautiful Godzilla grundle.~
by AltonFBF January 1, 2024
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Godzilla Grundle

Godzilla Grundle is usually the place between the thighs and on the crotch area of any SHMonsterArts or NECA Godzilla figure. Term was (I think) originally used by JobbytheHong, popular figure reviewer.
Jobby: *Spreads Godzilla's legs* “Beautiful spread, Good ol Godzilla Grundle.”
by AltonFBF January 18, 2024
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Godzilla Grundle

The pelvic region of any S.H Monsterarts Godzilla figure, originally used by JobbytheHong.
Jobby: *spreads Godzilla’s legs* Beautiful spread, good ol’ Godzilla Grundle.
by AltonFBF March 9, 2024
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rumble your grundle

Fuck you grundle area up with a 3 ft money huge dildo and 7 BBCS
I’m going to rumble your grundle
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