Government

Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.

Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."

Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2022

government coupons

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”

I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free

by CLange November 23, 2023

Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024

Government

A fascist organisation set up to control and oppress you.

Fuck the government

by Da_Milo_Bob April 27, 2019