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Christopher 

a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey
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Christopher by BigMan94 February 24, 2010
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Christopher Reeved 

When you smoke so much green, you become paralyzed.
I couldn't go anywhere today! I haven't spoken outloud in 4 hours! I got CHRISTOPHER REEVED!

Christopher Hodges 

A sick fucking kid, Likes to hoop 20% of the time. What does he do with the other 80% u ask? Well he has a pretty large Cock, so he taps bad bitches on the regular. Xboxlive fans may know him as "Evilposidon", Atascocita High school kids may know him as "One-A-Week", All hoopers alike know him as "Fro", but this is my definition so everyone that isn't about ish can get the fuck. Christopher Hodges is known for his PornStar moves in them sheets cuz that nigga gets after that ish, and he is also know for his Greek God type body ;)
Bro your such a Christopher Hodges! "I know my nigga now fuck off"
Christopher Hodges by Evilposidon October 11, 2011

Christopher 

He's the love u need ilysm Hess my number 1 ILOVE u ur all I need
He's a very difind boyy Christopher
Christopher by Urloveea June 27, 2017

Christopher 

Usually a very intelligent person. Most of the time a christopher would choose books over a movie. Though they may not be that athletic and strong, they are usually very lovable people. They are usually somewhat romantic. They might be one of the most intelligent, witty, and smart people you ever meet. Despite being sarcastic and sassy they are usually very nice people
Person 1:Did you meet that guy yesterday?
Person 2:You mean Christopher?
Person I:yeah he was awesome
Christopher by Book lover 0422 July 18, 2017

Christophersen 

The godamn pedifamilius.
Christophersen’s yo daddy.
Christophersen by Wovakiin November 17, 2017

Christopher 

Most amazing men get named Christopher... Without a doubt brings a smile to everyone's face when walking into a room.... Can be really stubborn at times but mostly has good reasons for the stubbornness... Loved easily by partners and loved freely by friends... Very confident and determined at times when best for him... He loves hard when being in love (if you can get him in love)...
Is that Christopher picking his nose... I sure love him....
Christopher by Dymond4life December 20, 2017