Not what I was doing.
Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
Get the Intent Crimemug. An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.
Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.
Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.
Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.
by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023
Get the crime-bustermug. 
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?
by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023
Get the war crimemug. See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
Get the Minority Report Pre-Crimemug. When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.
John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019
Get the Crime and Punishmentmug. Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.
Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
Get the crime of the sentrymug.