Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by anonymous December 30, 2020

Bender

Bender means that you are feeling super great and just can’t explain how good you feel. It’s a fun word y
To use instead of bettter.

I am feeling bender.
Do you feel better

by Isabella lynn martinez January 31, 2021

Bender

Calling someone a 'Bender' is calling them either bisexual or a gender-bender, and the best thing about this word is that you don't have to decide which one it is! If you use it as an insult for banter without context, it means both simultaneously, meaning that you just cracked out a double whammy of an insult over your mate's head.

Ben: "I just want a cute and sweet girlfriend."

Michael: "I'm cute and sweet."

Ralph: "He said 'girlfriend' Michael you bender."

by SnexuSakesGlaz May 10, 2021

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011

Bender smacks

A category of slapping or smacking. Involves slapping or smacking someone so hard, that their voice changes

His voice is like that, cause he got hit with bender smacks

by matchbox202006 June 27, 2011

Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters

I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.

by Monoculi February 13, 2023

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023