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AIDS Bender 

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.
Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”
AIDS Bender by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019
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Fender bender 

When a group of men with big dicks and can steal anyone’s girl decide to fucking fall in the floor like fucking goats screaming the fenderrrrr benderrrrr dudddddeeee
Did you see The fender bender dude

bottom bender 

A gay male that enjoys having a penis or other instruments inserted In his bottom whilst lying face down. Biting a pillow is optional
Person 1: Ray you are such a bottom bender!

Person 2: Yeah but its better than being a top Craig.
bottom bender by Emma’s boys January 23, 2020

dookie bender 

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.
Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.
dookie bender by Brodown August 9, 2020

Bullet Bender

A tactic used in FPS games in which a player takes advantage of a lag spike to kill other players in places where they actually aren't. So if you have good internet and are hiding behind cover, Acoording to someone crappy internet you are not behind cover. Thus making it seem like the bullet is bending around the corner to kill the other person.
Player 1: Oh no my internet my sucks but I will try and kill you anyway!
Player 2: Oh plz don't you fucking faggot
*Player 2 goes into shelter*
*Player 2 dies of Bullet Bending*
Player 2: Dude your shit internet killed me now STFU you bullet bender faggot.
Player 1: ez ez ez

Dirt bender 

Someone who defecates on another person
Odell Beckham ordered several dirt benders to his hotel room last night
Dirt bender by Poop fetish September 22, 2020

Pavement bender 

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”
Pavement bender by Flares1976 October 11, 2020