cranking that batman

a person has HIV or AIDS

Yo i heard shorty cranking that batman.

by Naturebwoy June 2, 2008

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Batman

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.

Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.

Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.

Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.

*a random thug yells*

Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!

-30 seconds later-

Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

*Batman right behind him*

Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.

Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*

by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013

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Batman

Man that has crossed over into fortnite whom we have lost. Hope the boomers get their heads out of their asses. Get your torches.

Fortnite Kid: Did you see batman in fortnite naruto running?

His older meming,gamer gril sister:I wish dad disowned you.

by Gamer7861 September 24, 2019

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Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 17, 2023

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Batmaning

The sexual act of having your partner laying on the ground, butt cheeks wide open, and you jump from the top of your bed and land with your penis in their ass.

Friend 1: Did you batmaning that girl last night?
Friend 2. Yea bro, her butt still hurts.

by ItzParticlez September 14, 2019

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