barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010

Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson

Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"

by almerv46 March 29, 2010

Dance to the beat of a backing up truck

questionable taste.

His taste in music is so bad he would dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

I'm not sure I trust you judgment. You dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

by whydoineedapseudonym? March 29, 2014

fantasia barrino

Fantasia Barrino is a talented singer who won the third season of American Idol fair and square. She is a beautiful, soultry singer who has alot talent and can sing the newspaper to you and it would sound good. Please don't pay any attention to the HATERS and PIMP DADDY DOLLARS!

Fantasia Barrino's "Truth Is' is a good song to listen to.

by BrownSugar107 March 14, 2005

Barking Chicken

When during a gathering of friends (i.e.BBQ) you take your pants off, tuck your dick and balls down in between your legs spread your asscheeks and back up chasing your friends and swinging your gobbler while clucking like a fucking chicken.

"While getting another beer out of the cooler I was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that I didnt know the Gobbler touched my beer top until I was done drinking it.

by Deep Dish August 4, 2008

Barking

shitty, stinky place in london with loads of crackheads. full of chicken and chip shops.

A: ah mate i went barking last weekend
b: fuck you must be traumatized

by Ahajajajnana May 28, 2019